What do you call a group of whale musicians?
An orca-stra.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What's a sheep's favorite art style?
Baa's Relief
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
What is a three toed sloth's favorite kind of chip?
Fritos.
What does a mosquito say to greet his girlfriend?
"M'laria."
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
What’s a llama’s favorite movie?
Alpacalypse Now.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Why was the Whale bank heist so successful?
Because it was a whale orca-strated plan
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
What’s black and white and goes up and down?
A panda who’s stuck in a lift.
How do you get yarn out of a snake?
Wait until it sheds its skein.
A mosquito was trying to land on my arm.
I shook it and said:
"Not on my watch."
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Why don’t dolphins play basketball?
Because they’re afraid of the net!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
A panda that’s fallen in cement.
Why did the dog go to the bank?
To make a de-paws-it. But unfortunately, there was a mastiff line.
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.
What kind of car does an otter drive? A Furrari.
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
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