Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.
Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
Did you guys know that dolphins attack seals for sport?
It's almost like they do it on porpoise.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
What did the dog groomer say to her dentist?
I clean my canines every day.
I told my husband that the National Zoo's sloth bear gave birth but ate two of the three babies. He said "now she's guilty of 2 deadly sins: sloth and gluttony."
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Pregnant.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
What is a dog’s favorite pick-up line?
You must be my backyard… because I dig you
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
The last ten times I’ve been to a fancy dress party, I’ve gone as a shark.
The joke’s wearing fin.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
Fang letters.
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessert?
He was already stuffed.
Zebras usually hold strong opinions. They are very black and white creatures.
What do dogs eat for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
What kind of monkey likes seafood?
A shrimpanzee.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What is a dog’s favorite book?
Harry Paw-ter and the Sorcerer’s Bone.
Can one tropical bird change a lightbulb?
No, but toucan.
Why do zebras have stripes?
Because they don't want to be spotted.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog because it croaks every night.
What is a dog’s favorite brand of whiskey?
Jack Spaniels.
Why do dogs hate computers?
They can’t stick their heads out of those Windows.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
How did the grizzly walk in the snow?
Bear footed.
What do you call the worlds tallest mosquito?
Himalarya.
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