How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop him a line.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What type of dog would be the best at portraying Tina Turner?
An Angela Bassett Hound.
There was a weird Crab
Whenever he used to walk, his claws used to make a ta-ta-ta-ta sound.
How do you make a goldfish old?
Take away the “G”!
What is a snake’s favorite TV show?
Monty Python.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.
Have you ever heard of Pavlov’s dog?
Yeah, he rings a bell
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What did the squirrel say when his tail got caught in the door?
...It won’t be long now!
What did the father squirrel tell his son?
Acorny joke.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
Once you've seen one Lion eat a Giraffe...
You've seen a maul!
What is a dog’s favorite book?
Harry Paw-ter and the Sorcerer’s Bone.
Why does a duck say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Why didn’t the lobster and crab share their lunch with an octopus?
Because they are too shellfish.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Why was the conservative buffalo disappointed in his child?
He was a bison.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree at me. It was a hambush.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What did the mommy dolphin do when her son was an hour late for dinner?
She flipped out!
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
On one bright Sunday morning, one long lost wolf finally met his longtime classmate. “So, Howl’s it goin’!”
When someone accidentally stepped on his foot, the wolf screamed, Aoooowwwww!
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Why are goldfish orange?
The water makes them rusty.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
When the wolf stood on the grape, the latter said nothing but let out a little bit of a wine.
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