Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
What did Dracula say when he saw a giraffe for the first time?
I’d like to get to gnaw you.
Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.
Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
Why are pigs awful basketball players?
They hog the ball.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee-fish!
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
What does a dog love to eat while watching a movie?
Pupcorn.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What’s a racehorse’s favorite clothing brand? Jockey.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What’s an orca’s favorite TV show?
Whale Of Fortune.
If you want to name a smart pig, name him Cunningham.
Two European frogs discuss their ancestry
"So, are you a complete french frog?"
"No. I'm a tad-pole."
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with athlete’s foot.
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Dad: Where do desert nomads buy their camels?
Son: I dunno. Where?
Dad: at Camelot.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What did Shakespeare say when he was angry with his Dalmatian?
Out, out, damned spot.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
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