How do snails make important calls? On shell phones.
What do snakes use to clean their car windows?
Windscreen vipers.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What do you call a snake with no clothes on?
Snaked.
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
Fang letters.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
What medication does a snake with hay fever take?
An antihissstamine.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
How was the first giraffe made?
Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck?
Let me warn you, it’s a long one.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca?
Because he couldn’t see that whale.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia?
A hamster
What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Which dog won the race? A weiner dog.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder?
Well, technically it’s only a murder if there’s probable caws.
What did the fish say when he posted bail?
I’m off the hook!
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What did Dracula say when he saw a giraffe for the first time?
I’d like to get to gnaw you.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.
This gives me hope for the next generation.
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
Why did the turkey NOT cross the road?
To prove that he wasn't chicken.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What is a polar bear’s favorite food?
Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
What does a dog wear when it’s cold outside?
A pet-ticoat.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
My neighbor had way too many dogs.
It’s safe to say that he had a Rover-dose.
What planet does a seal live on?
EARFFF EARFFF EARFFFF.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
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