Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
Fang letters.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
A pi-thon.
What kind of car does an otter drive? A Furrari.
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
Some see a puddle of mosquito larva.
I see a pool of enbitenment.
"How much did you have to drink?"
"About a birds worth."
"What?"
"You know, toucans."
Why did the cranberries turn red?
They saw the turkey dressing!
What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
It won’t be long now.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas? Twerk-ey!
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
What kind of bugs live in clocks? Ticks!
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Why do fish like worms?
Fish like worms because they’re hooked on them.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What is a dog’s favorite type of homework?
A lab report.
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
What did the lollipop lady say to the zebra crossing?
'You're stripping me of a job.'
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
How do fish go into business?
The start on a small scale.
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What did the duck say when the waitress came?
Put it on my bill.
What do you get if cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle-neck jumper.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What does Spider-man become when he joins the circus?
an aracnobat.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
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