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What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a snake that builds things?
A boa constructor.
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan.
Talk Abbottabad place to hide.
How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop him a line.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
What martial art do monkeys practice?
Flung Poo.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Why did the otter cross the river?
To get to the otter side
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Which fish is the most famous? The starfish.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
Whale, whale, whale…
If it isn’t a pod.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
The sheep says to the shepherd "you're an jerk and I hate you!" and the shepherd says "Say what?"
And the sheep goes "You herd me!"
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fishually impaired.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
I bought a pack of those animal shaped biscuits,
but had to take them back as the seal was broken.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him? Filthy rich.
What kind of turkey grows on a tree? Poultry.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
Where do otters come from?
Otter Space.
What did the dolphin do to the woman who was rude to it?
Flipper off!
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
You get as far away as possible.
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well armed.
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.
Baa dum tssssss.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast?
Woofles.
What’s a dolphin’s favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper!
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