What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
What is the definition of a slug? A snail with a housing problem!
What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?
Pork rinds.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What does a skunk’s car run on?
Fumes.
What's it called when a buffalo turns two hundred years old?
A Bisontennial!
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
What do you call a Mexican snake?
Hisssspanic.
What do you get when you cross ants with ticks?
All sorts of antics.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
What do you can an owl who's been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
Why won't the dog listen to the farmer's sheep jokes?
He's herd them all.
Two fruit flies are out for dinner.
I'm really enjoy this date...”
“Yeah, but it’s only half rotten.”
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
My sheep-powered computer was starting to run slowly
So I added more ram
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
Llama know if you don’t like these puns and alpaca my suitcase and leave!
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
I painted my dog’s nails So he can look paw-ty.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad!
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
If a lion is the king of the jungle...
Then shouldn’t they call it a reignforest?
Why did the dolphin end its own life?
It was missing a porpoise.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
What’s black and white and bounces?
A rubber panda.
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