What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Where are sharks from?
Finland!
What did the llama say when the other llama asked if they wanted to go on holiday?
Alpaca suitcase.
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
What is a seals favorite subject?
Art Art Art Art!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
How can a camel walk the desert without getting hungry? Because of all the sandwhiches there.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What’s a dog’s favorite condiment?
Fetch-up.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.
What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
I watched a good film about fishing last night.
It had a great cast.
What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
A spider saw a car he liked at the dealership and decided to take it out for a spin.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What do you call a sloth that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Why won't the dog listen to the farmer's sheep jokes?
He's herd them all.
What do fish use for money?
Sand dollars!
All these years of technological developments and I still haven’t seen a colour photo of a zebra.
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