Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
Would you rather kiss a shark or a jellyfish?
A jellyfish. That’s a no-brainer.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
Why do seals swim in salt water ?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
A camel can work all week without drinking..
A man can drink all week without working.
What's a fish's favorite musical instrument?
A bass guitar.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the PU!
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What is the camels’ favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpty dumpty.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
“I hope I didn’t quack any.”
Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
The outside.
What do snakes do when they get angry?
They throw hissy fits.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
A hot-diggity-dog.
Each year, lots of wolves go treating in howl-o-ween.
Dad: Where do desert nomads buy their camels?
Son: I dunno. Where?
Dad: at Camelot.
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
Sorry we missed puppy class.
My dog was wagging. There goes his oppawtunity for pawfect attendance…
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
Someone told me that it takes 5 sheep to make a sweater.
I didn't know they could knit!
An introvert elephant and an emo giraffe walked into a bar.
They couldn’t fit in.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
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