Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
On one bright Sunday morning, one long lost wolf finally met his longtime classmate. “So, Howl’s it goin’!”
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the PU!
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
I invented a device that can stop a snake in its tracks.
It's made of asphalt.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you call a freezing bear?
A brrrrrrr.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
My wife tried to claim she was a night owl.
She was lying though, because when I tried to turn her head through 270 degrees, her neck snapped.
What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?
Philanthropig
What do you call a mosquito with a turbo?
A bug-hati.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
Where is the best place to get camel milk?
Straight from the Dromedairy.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory?
I saw the hump take a dump in a clump
I painted my dog’s nails So he can look paw-ty.
What do you get if you cross a pelican and zebra? Two streets further away.
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
Why was the mother rattlesnake sad?
The time had come for her children to strike out on their own.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
"Put it on my bill."
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A sunburned panda.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
Two fruit flies are out for dinner.
I'm really enjoy this date...”
“Yeah, but it’s only half rotten.”
What is a lion’s favourite cheese?
Roarquefort
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What kind of luggage did the vulture bring on the flight?
Carrion.
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
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