What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What did the snail say as he slipped down the wall? How slime flies!
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'Sí.' 'Ja.'
What do snakes do when they get angry?
They throw hissy fits.
Flaked tuna is a great product for both campers, and dolphins
It's truly useful for all in tents, and porpoises.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Have you ever heard of the Poder bird?
It is also known as the Toucan
My dog takes so long to get ready. He can never chews what to wear.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What do you call a well-dressed ant?
Eleg-ant.
Looks like the boa cons-tricked her.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a sloth? A slow leopard.
I nearly kicked my dog out, but we renegotiated the terms of his leash.
What do you call a dog who can fight?
A Boxer.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
What’s a shark favorite substance?
Reefer.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
Why do spider-musicians always have such long concert tours?
Because they have so many legs.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
What sea creature never tells the truth
A lion fish.
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
What sound do 8 sheep make?
Octo-bah.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
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