What do whales do when they get angry?
They blow up and then let off steam.
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What do we learn from cows, buffaloes and elephants?
It’s impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass and salads and walking.
What did the mommy dolphin do when her son was an hour late for dinner?
She flipped out!
What do you call a panda who’s lost his dinner?
Bamboozled.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Do you know where you take a sick squid?
To the doctopus.
How does a snake shoot something?
With a boa and arrow.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What do you call an ant who won’t go away?
Perman-ant.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
Why don’t Alpacas like singing with background music?
They prefer to sing alpacapella.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
How can you tell if a crab is drunk?
It walks straight
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
What did the Clydesdale use to deal cards at the casino?
A horse-shoe.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Where do ants go on vacation?
Frants.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
An owl had a sore throat but wasn't bothered.
He couldn't give a hoot.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
I got in a fight with a crab yesterday.
When I punched him he ran, goon.
What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas? Twerk-ey!
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
Why do you bring fish to a party?
You bring fish to a party because they go well with chips!
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
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