What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Ant-ten-eye.
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a sad pup?
A mellon collie
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
When pigs live high on the hog, they run the risk of going into hock.
I bought a pack of those animal shaped biscuits,
but had to take them back as the seal was broken.
What sound do 8 sheep make?
Octo-bah.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
I really like the Lion King
and every day the urge to sing one of the songs is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What would you call a jellyfish combat veteran?
A man o' war.
What do you call a snake that builds things?
A boa constructor.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Why did the snowman name his dog ‘Frost’?
Because ‘Frost’ bites.
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
How do you know when a crab's drunk?
When it starts walking straight
What do you call a cold dog?
A pup-sicle. Better steer clear, especially if he’s fur-ocious… don’t want him to give you frost-bite.
What are the fastest fish in the river? The motor-pike with a side-carp!
My wife and I have been having trouble communicating. We decided to take a walk when we passed a farm. She said "awww, babe look at the sheep."
"No, ewe." I said.
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Why don't you want to sleep in the sheep pen?
It would be total bedlam!!
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin...
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
Why are houseflies great at arithmetics? Because they multiply really fast.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
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