What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Why did the chicken go to the zoo?
To get to the otter slide.
What do you call Spider-Man at his full potential
Petest Parkest.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
How did the grizzly walk in the snow?
Bear footed.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you get when a duck bends over?
It’s Buttquack
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.
If a monkey has thirty bananas in one hand and forty bananas in the other hand, what does he have?
Very big hands.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
Which birds go to church a lot?
Birds of pray.
Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
What do you call a militia of pigeons?
A coo.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
Where do otters come from?
Otter Space.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama?
A turtle-neck sweater.
I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.
I otter know better.
What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?
A long shot.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
What do you call a secret group of llamas?
The i-llama-nati.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
I watched a good film about fishing last night.
It had a great cast.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
Why do Dachshunds nap in the sun?
Because they’re hot dogs.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What's a shark's favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into.
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