Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
How do fish get high?
Seaweed.
Have you ever heard of Pavlov’s dog?
Yeah, he rings a bell
How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What is a dog’s favorite book?
Harry Paw-ter and the Sorcerer’s Bone.
Which birds go to church a lot?
Birds of pray.
What do you call an ant with big hair?
Bouff-ant.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
A Zebra said to a Lion “Let’s swap roles for a while."
The Lion said “ I’m game!”.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.
Why was the picture of the dog sent to jail?
Because it was framed.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What’s a spiders favorite barbecue food?
Corn on the cobweb.
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
Riding a camel really isn't as hard as they say it is.
Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
It may seem a bit corny but we appreciate you working your tail off for us.
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
Why was the crab embarrassed?
Because the sea weed.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
3 animals enter a bar. A lion, a tiger and a bear.
Oh my!
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
I saw a mosquito in the kitchen. I could have killed it, but I let it fly away...
That's probably going to come back to bite me later.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
Where’s a dolphin’s favorite place to drink?
A dive bar!
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
What do Chinese bears wear over their faces when they’re robbing banks?
Pandanas!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What do you call a rubber bumper on a yacht?
A shark absorber.
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
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