A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
How do whales make a decision?
They flipper coin.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A panda rolling down a hill.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
Why did the giraffe graduate early?
He was head and shoulders above the rest of the class.
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What kind of whale can fly?
A Pilot whale.
What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say...
Unless you're Chinese. Then it's 'squirrel'.
Why don't crabs give birthday presents?
Because they're just shellfish.
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
Why is the snail the strongest animal? Because he carries a house on his back!
How does spider man always come up with such clever comebacks?
Because with great power, comes great response ability.
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
Which murderer kills at the bottom of the ocean?
Jack the Kipper.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
How can a bear catch fish without a pole?
They use their bear hands.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What did Detective Duck say to his partner?
“Let’s quack this case.”
Why did the cat decide to sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smelly-phant.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
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