What to spiders eat in Paris?
French flies.
What fish perform at the circus?
Clown fish!
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Why was the snake mad at the jewel thief?
Because he wanted his diamondback.
How come Crabs never share with their friends?
Because they're Shellfish.
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
Most camels prefer camelmile drinks because of the nutrition in there.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
Why was the cat not allowed on the computer? Because she tried to catch the mouse!
Which day do fish hate the most?
Fry-day.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
A Zebra said to a Lion “Let’s swap roles for a while."
The Lion said “ I’m game!”.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What did Detective Duck say to his partner?
“Let’s quack this case.”
What do you call an important English snake?
Sir Pent.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
The farmer cried wolf when all his three pigs were mauled by the jungle wolf.
Thinking about selling my crab so i could make money. Then I realised "am I really this shellfish"?
What do you call a fascist mosquito?
Benito Mosquitollini.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
Why did the thieves kidnap the monkey?
Because they believed in gibbon take.
What do you call a luxurious ant?
Decad-ant.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
I don’t know why everyone is so upset about untraditional family structures, it’s been happening in the animal world for years. For example, all water buffalos have three parents.
One oxygen buffalo and two hydrogen buffalos.
What do you call a large dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
What do married snakes have on their bath towels?
Hiss and Hers.
What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you call dogs who pay in the snow?
Slush puppies.
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
What's the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
One's awake in the night and the other's a wake in the day.
Don't worry, bee happy!
What do you call a veterinarian that specializes in canines?
A dogtor.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Do you know where you take a sick squid?
To the doctopus.
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