A spider called a tech support office.
He needed help connecting to the web.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurant
He heard there was a fishy business.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.
Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
What kind of seal do you get on letters from Turkey?
A stamped bull.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What do you call a thirsty camel ?
A dry humper.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A loan shark
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Oysters don’t share their pearls because they’re shellfish!
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
What did the llama say when the other llama asked if they wanted to go on holiday?
Alpaca suitcase.
Why do snakes always measure in inches?
Because they don’t have any feet.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
I’ve just read that according to statistics, donkeys kill more people every year than sharks.
I better watch my ass.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What's the difference between Cloepatra and King Arthur?
One had Camelot and one had a lot of camels.
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Did you hear about the owl party?
It was a hoot.
What does a dog love to eat while watching a movie?
Pupcorn.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
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