What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Accidentally ran over a French seal today .
Phoque.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
How do you make a pig really happy on his birthday? Throw him a sow-prize party.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What do you call an ant running away with another ant?
Ant-elope.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What did the squirrel say when his tail got caught in the door?
...It won’t be long now!
What did the father squirrel tell his son?
Acorny joke.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do mosquitoes and relatives have in common?
They both share your blood.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
What do you call a glass of alcoholic pig’s blood? Swine.
My dog got a promotion.
She’s now a branch manager.
What happens when you cross an Australian dog and a Beatle?
Dingo Starr.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
My dog went on his first date.
But she was a mal-TEASE.
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
Fang letters.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
The zookeeper was struggling to explain why two tropical birds were stuck together.
It was toucan fusing.
Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan.
Talk Abbottabad place to hide.
Which day do fish hate the most?
Fry-day.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What do you call a otter that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
What happened when they planted new bamboo trees at the zoo?
It was pandamonium out there!
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Why don't you want to sleep in the sheep pen?
It would be total bedlam!!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
Did you know that the blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court …
The game would be cancelled.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
I invented a device that can stop a snake in its tracks.
It's made of asphalt.
What did the duck eat for snack?
Salted Quackers.
Which sea creatures cry the most?
Whales!
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory?
I saw the hump take a dump in a clump
Go to BabaMail
