Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
Why did the otter cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
How do you make a goldfish old?
Take away the “G”!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
How did the shark do on his test?
Fin-Tastic!
What is a dog’s ideal job?
A barkeologist.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
What did the fish say when it swam into a brick wall?
Dam!
Why are ducks bad drivers?
Their windshields are qwacked.
How come Crabs never share with their friends?
Because they're Shellfish.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
How do you make a fish laugh?
Tell it a whale of a tale.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
To get to the other tide.
What do llamas say when you tell them something obvious?
“No spit, Sherlock.”
How does a dolphin do cocaine?
With its blow hole.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
A Zebra said to a Lion “Let’s swap roles for a while."
The Lion said “ I’m game!”.
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
It won’t be long now.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
What is a cat’s favorite type of bird? An e-mew!
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
They’re great at multi-tusking.
I saw a sheep covered in plastic
It was lambinated.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
Edward Scissorfins.
Which are the best mathematicians amongst the snake family?
The adders.
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Llamanated.
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