To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?
A little otter...
What do you call an ant with big hair?
Bouff-ant.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What do you call an animal you keep in your car?
A Carpet
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Someone told me that it takes 5 sheep to make a sweater.
I didn't know they could knit!
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
I painted my dog’s nails So he can look paw-ty.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What does a panda use to cook his pancakes?
A pan duhhhh!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
What did the dog groomer say to her dentist?
I clean my canines every day.
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Where do monkeys go to drink?
To the monkey bars.
How do you say farewell to a very optimistic insect?
Buoyant!
I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you use to get paint off a snake?
Serpentine.
What birds should you recycle?
Toucans.
Just a buffalo laying down, bisoness as usual.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What did the squirrel say to its baby before it had to leave?
I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
Whale, whale, whale…
If it isn’t a pod.
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
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