What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
Why did the dog go to the bank?
To make a de-paws-it. But unfortunately, there was a mastiff line.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.
What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
Chimpantsies.
What are the fastest fish in the river? The motor-pike with a side-carp!
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What kind of car does a sheep drive?
A LAMBorghini
What Do You Call A Clever Duck?
A wise quacker
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Why are fish so smart?
They are always in schools!
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
What kind of monkey likes seafood?
A shrimpanzee.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What did the banana do when he saw the monkey?
The banana split.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
what do you call it when a lady mammal that enjoys swimming a lot, who has an unattractive twin sister, fires a gun at one of her gym buddies who also happens to work with clay as their profession?
hotter water otter daughter shot her potter spotter
Why did the pig get fired? Insu-boar-dination.
How do you find zebra?
Look under zeshirt.
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What’s the difference between a fly and an eagle?
An eagle can fly but a fly cannot eagle.
Why don’t monkeys wear pocket watches?
Because they don’t wear pants.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
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