Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?
The bearer of bad news.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
Why can’t you screw with whales?
because they hump back.
How does a baby beetle get around?
In a buggy.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What’s a spiders favorite barbecue food?
Corn on the cobweb.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What type of key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What kind of car does an otter drive? A Furrari.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Why don’t giraffes do drugs?
Because they’re naturally high.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What sea creature never tells the truth
A lion fish.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What do you call an ant who can’t speak?
A mute ant.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Why did the elephant start the stampede?
Because it wanted to be herd.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
What is a dog’s favorite pick-up line?
You must be my backyard… because I dig you
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
What’s black and white, has four legs and a trunk?
Two pandas on holiday.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
What did Spock say to his cat? Live long and paw-sper.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
What do you can an owl who's been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
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