What do you call dogs that look exactly the same?
Dogglegangers.
What do you call a snake with no clothes on?
Snaked.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Why couldn't the housefly board the plane?
It was on the no fly list
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Why do Otters swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
I saw a sheep covered in plastic
It was lambinated.
What is the definition of a slug? A snail with a housing problem!
What do llamas always say after yoga class?
“Llamaste.”
What do you do when your dog chews a dictionary?
Take the words out of his mouth.
When does a turkey go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
2 flies are playing soccer on a plate.
One says to the other "you'd better pick up your game Louie, we're playing in the cup tomorrow".
What do you can an owl who's been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What does a dog love to eat while watching a movie?
Pupcorn.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Dolphins don't have accidents.
They do everything on porpoise.
What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
Chimpantsies.
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
What does a dog wear when it’s cold outside?
A pet-ticoat.
I goat this.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
Why are houseflies great at arithmetics? Because they multiply really fast.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
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