What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
Zebras usually hold strong opinions. They are very black and white creatures.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
What kind of work do pigs do after school?
Hamwork.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Why are cats bad at telling stories? Because they only have one tail!
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging the food.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
Why can’t you breed a eel with and eagle?
It’s Eeleagle.
Why did the fish cross the road?
The chicken had the days off!
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
How do clams call their friends?
Clams call their friends on their shell phones!
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?
They’re in a stable relationship.
What do fish use for money?
Sand dollars!
Why don’t Alpacas like singing with background music?
They prefer to sing alpacapella.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
Where do fish save their money?
In the river bank.
What does pooh eat at parties?
Blue bear-y pie.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?
I think we should sea otter people.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What do you call a poor ant?
A peas-ant.
My dog is very poor.
He can’t afford a “woof” over his head.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What’s black and white and yellow?
A cowardly panda.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.
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