What does a ghost panda eat?
BamBOO!
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
What did the dolphin detective say to his partner?
Something smells fishy!
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
What did the bear say when her date showed up too early?
I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.
Why don't squirrels have any friends?
Because they drive everyone nuts.
What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
What did the puppy say to his mum?
I woof you.
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
Why was the picture of the dog sent to jail?
Because it was framed.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
Deodor-ant.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
The wolf crossed the road because it was chasing the chicken.
What’s black and white and yellow?
A cowardly panda.
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
Goldilocks was killed last night.
The killers did it with their own bear hands.
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
What do you call an ant with big hair?
Bouff-ant.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
Do you know where you take a sick squid?
To the doctopus.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
What do you call a flying monkey?
A hot air baboon.
What do dolphins need to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea!
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