What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!