How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.