Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack