What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.