What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.