What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
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