My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
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