Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
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