How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
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