I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
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