What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
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