Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
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