Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
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