I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
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