Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
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