How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
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