Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
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