The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
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