The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
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