What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
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