Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
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