Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
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