A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
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