My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.