Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
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