What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
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