I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
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