A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
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