Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
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