What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!
What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
What do you call an turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
When does a turkey go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
Dear Turkey, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, all women.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
Why did the cranberries turn red?
They saw the turkey dressing!
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
Why did Jesus ask Judas to crave the turkey?
Beause he knows he likes stabbing others in the back.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.