What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!