What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.