Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
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