Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
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