A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
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