Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
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