A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
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