Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
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