Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
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