Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
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