What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."