What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
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