What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
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