Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.