Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
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