How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
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