Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
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