What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
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