Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
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