Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
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