Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
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