What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
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