How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.