What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
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