Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
When pigs live high on the hog, they run the risk of going into hock.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.
How do pigs greet their family and friends?
With hogs and kisses.
Where do pigs keep their money? Why in the piggy bank, of course.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory? Hamnesia.
How do pigs get to the hospital?
In ham-bulances.
What does a mommy pig say to her piglets at the end of the day? Time to pig up your toys.
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
Why was the pig a pathological liar? It’s a porcine-ality disorder.
What do you call a glass of alcoholic pig’s blood? Swine.
What do pigs learn in the army? Ham to ham combat.
Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?
They’re in a stable relationship.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
Why couldn’t the pig tie his shoelaces? He was too ham-fisted.
What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-ment of your imagination.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
How does a 20-something pig hit on someone?
They invite them over to Netflix and swill.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig!
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
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