What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?
“Hoofeels hungry?”
Where do pigs keep their money? Why in the piggy bank, of course.
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
What’s a pig’s favorite color? Ma-hog-any.
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
They threw a sowprize party.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”
I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.
Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.
What do you call a pig with a rash? Ham and eczema.
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.
In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!
What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.
One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree at me. It was a hambush.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
Why did the pig get fired? Insu-boar-dination.
If you want to name a smart pig, name him Cunningham.
What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
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