When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
What does a mommy pig say to her piglets at the end of the day? Time to pig up your toys.
There was so much crackling on the line, I thought a pig was disturbing the phone.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him? Filthy rich.
How do pigs get to the hospital?
In ham-bulances.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th?
They have a valenswines dinner.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?
A road hog.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging the food.
What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?
The Man of Squeal.
What do you call a glass of alcoholic pig’s blood? Swine.
One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar.
Why do pigs make awful football players?
They don’t like playing with the “pig skin.”
Q. What do swine use to chat up a date?
A. Pig-Up Lines!
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
Why did the pig get fired? Insu-boar-dination.
If pigs learned to fly, would the price of bacon skyrocket?
skyrocket
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.
What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?
Philanthropig
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.
A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.
I’m going to see their production of swine lake.
What’s the super-confusing way that pigs say I love you? “I a-boar-you.”
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
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