What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
Pig always have ink all over their faces because they live in a pen.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What do you call a glass of alcoholic pig’s blood? Swine.
How do pigs get to the hospital?
In ham-bulances.
How do pigs greet their family and friends?
With hogs and kisses.
There was so much crackling on the line, I thought a pig was disturbing the phone.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
How does a 20-something pig hit on someone?
They invite them over to Netflix and swill.
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
What did the little piglet want from the swine?
A piggyback ride home.
Why was the pig a pathological liar? It’s a porcine-ality disorder.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing? “I’m not a people porcine.”
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
What happened when the pig pen broke?
They had to use the pig pencil.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging the food.
When pigs live high on the hog, they run the risk of going into hock.
In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A slow-pork.
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
What do you call a pig with a rash? Ham and eczema.
What do pigs learn in the army? Ham to ham combat.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”
What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Why are pigs awful basketball players?
They hog the ball.
How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?
“Hoofeels hungry?”
Where do pigs keep their money? Why in the piggy bank, of course.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
What do the lady pigs say when someone leaves the toilet seat up? “Hoof-orgot to put the seat down?"
Why should you never share a bed with a pig? They hog all the covers.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig!
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