One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?
They’re in a stable relationship.
According to pig etiquette, piglets are meant to be porcine and not heard.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”
What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?
A road hog.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing? “I’m not a people porcine.”
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A slow-pork.
The sweetest and punny name to call a pig is Mudpie.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
Where do pigs keep their money? Why in the piggy bank, of course.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig!
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
There was so much crackling on the line, I thought a pig was disturbing the phone.
What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?
The Man of Squeal.
Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
Why couldn’t the pig tie his shoelaces? He was too ham-fisted.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
How do you make a pig really happy on his birthday? Throw him a sow-prize party.
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory? Hamnesia.
Why was the pig a pathological liar? It’s a porcine-ality disorder.
What did the little piglet want from the swine?
A piggyback ride home.
Pig always have ink all over their faces because they live in a pen.
What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia?
A hamster
What kind of work do pigs do after school?
Hamwork.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
What advice did the grandpa pig have for his kids?
“Don’t take anything for grunted.”
What’s the super-confusing way that pigs say I love you? “I a-boar-you.”
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.
I’m going to see their production of swine lake.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
Why are pigs awful basketball players?
They hog the ball.
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
Why do pigs make awful football players?
They don’t like playing with the “pig skin.”
What happened when the pig pen broke?
They had to use the pig pencil.
What happens when you play tug-of-war with a pug?
Pulled pork!
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