What did the little piglet want from the swine?
A piggyback ride home.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
What’s the super-confusing way that pigs say I love you? “I a-boar-you.”
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
What do you call a pig with a rash? Ham and eczema.
I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.
What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.
Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
He was the first Porkmaster General.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia?
A hamster
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
Pig always have ink all over their faces because they live in a pen.
Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
What do the lady pigs say when someone leaves the toilet seat up? “Hoof-orgot to put the seat down?"
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?
“Hoofeels hungry?”
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What advice did the grandpa pig have for his kids?
“Don’t take anything for grunted.”
What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?
Pork rinds.
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.
What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?
The Man of Squeal.
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?
She was hogging all the food!
Why should you never share a bed with a pig? They hog all the covers.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
How do pigs get to the hospital?
In ham-bulances.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him? Filthy rich.
How do you make a pig really happy on his birthday? Throw him a sow-prize party.
In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!
How is a pig’s tail like 4 o’clock in the morning? It’s twirly.
Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th?
They have a valenswines dinner.
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