What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
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