How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.