What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
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