Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
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