Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
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