How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.