What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.