Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
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