What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
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