Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
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