What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
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