What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
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