What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
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