Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
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