How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
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