What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
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