What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
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