What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
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