How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
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