Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
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