What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
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