What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
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