What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!