What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
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