What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
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