How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.