What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.