Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
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