How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
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