What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
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