What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
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