What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
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