What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
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