How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
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