Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
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