What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
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