Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
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