What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.