What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
Most only grow two.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
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