What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
Most only grow two.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
Kangaroo: [dials 9-1-1] I can’t find my kids!
9-1-1: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: [pats pouch] Oh… nevermind.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
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