I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
Most only grow two.
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
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